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February 4th, 2004
09:31 pm - Comment
We had a rant on Morelli and Johnson in one post which reminded me that Johnson told yet another lie. The damn kid said he wanted to play in front of his family and then he decides to get as far away as possible while staying on the East Coast. Guess he is not a family guy.
Football. I know my five year window was a little extreme but it worked so well with my argument I had to do it. I think we would be agree that comparing modern sports to post war sports is about as lame as my 5 year theory. As far as being atheletic during his years away from football, have you seen the guys numbers??? I will have to defer to George Steinbrenner as to the guys "athletic" (reads scratching his balls with a dip in while playing the field) activity during the past years. God I hate Cook I sure hope I am not aligned with him on this debate. Tell you what, if the Steelers can get Henson for next years second rounder, that would be acceptable. I have heard the pick traded would be conditional a one or two but if you could promise me that it would be the two then I would say go ahead and do it. That allows the Steelers to take my corner in the first and RB/T in the second this year. My whole thing is why take the risk with a 1st rounder. The first round is where you get impact guys and nobody really knows if Henson will be impact or not. But I will jump ship and come to the dark side if its a second rounder.
Finally a complementary comment. That compliment ends up being totally back handed as Kinger lays into me like the rest of you but hey, take what you can get. Congratulations on the recent sexual episode. I have found my favorite thing about college is no longer having to pay for condoms as they are absolutly everywhere. There are also beer sluts EVERYWHERE which makes having sex as easy as spotting a hot girl and waiting for her to get hammered. Life is good my friends, oh yes, life is good. ANYWAY, do not fool yourself boys and girls Tommy can still get it done. Imagine placing Drew Henson in the following situation (All Stats AFC Only). Last place YPG rushing, Long rush, and Total Rush yards, 3rd to last in rushing TDs. Sacked 2nd most, 3rd most penalty yards, 2nd worst Field Goal%, 3rd worst Kick Return Average. So lets paint a picture here. Opposing team kicks, Steelers decide not to touch the ball as they know they only bring it out to the 20.7 yard line anyway. Bettis takes the ball on first down finds a crack and gets 3.3 yards. 2nd down Tommy gets killed by Ray Lewis as Oliver Ross impersannates a traffic cop and waves Ray right on by. 3rd and long, Tommy completes a bomb to Hines in the seem but it gets called back for Simmons tackling Terrel Suggs. Mike and Bill get together and decide to fuck it and run a draw on third down which goes for minus two. Lets face it, the Steelers were BAD. Joe Montana could not have made them look good. You can make the argument that Tommy contributed to some of these statistics. This is true the guys is not a playmaker. You have to support the guy, which the Steelers did not do, or he will look terrible. Think Chris Chandler 1999 Atlanta Falcons compared to Chandler present day Bears. I am just saying that Drew Henson is not a cure all for the Steelers. When Tommy was standing upright he made good plays and the Steelers won. A number of terrible circumstances, that I do not think any QB could overcome, took place last year and he played poorly. Obviously I want the corner in the first round. When the season rolls around and you are all watching Chadd get beat deep again, don't bitch to me. I love the running back comment. I think spending the first rounder on a back would be regreatable. I will say it again Greg Jones, Tatum Bell and fuck Norte Dame.
I am deeply dissapointed with the Fleury news. However, does it surprise anyone that Irvin denied it. A women's biggest fear is feeling cheap and being labled a slut. Hence, the required next day after sex phone call. I still think it happened and have heard from too many people to not believe it. As far as a future go around I would advise against that. The girl will suck you dry, and no not that way. She reeks of money, she looks like money therefor she will take your money. Increadibly high maintanice and for very little bang for the buck. Speaking of bang for the buck, I got hammered last night and found myself wandering down Van Buren Ave. trying to hail a cab. This proved difficult due to my drunkenness and the fact that Van Buren is where the crack whores turn tricks. While walking I got to see a real pimp get busted while arguing with his whore.
Torey, how much is Doss making can he really afford to throw money off a balcony??? Last Torey Last.
I went to the FBR Open on Sat. (Golf Tournament) If the PGA comes close to any of you I would highly recomend going. It was very entertaining. A trip to Firestone perhaps Mr. Penn Hills???
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Date: February 5th, 2004 - 07:10 pm |
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Today is a new day. Where to begin? First, Beard, don't take this as me giving you the business for your Pitt basketball comments yesterday. I agree they're in for some good games coming up. I just find something so coincidental it's funny. You claim to hate Ron Cook. I have a question: are you in Arizona, as you claim to be, or do you and Ron Cook have boy/man sleepovers? The headline for his column today: "Revealing stretch awaits Pitt" In which he goes onto say "Now comes a grueling nine day stretch that will tell us more about this Pitt team than that sweet ranking, its 21-1 record and it's 39-game home winning streak." This not only parallels exactly what you said yesterday, it's freaking identical. When I was sitting on the thinking chair today, before my 10:45 class, I read that and damn near fell off it was so funny. (I hope you can find the humor in it as I did)
Next topic: Like Anthony Morelli, I would like to reneg my earlier statement and say, in fact, that he is a moron. In the Post Gazette today, Morelli said, "I have to be kind of selfish in this situation and do what's best for me." He later said that he was sold on his recent visit to the campus, Penn State's kinesiology program, and the fact that Walt Harris might not be at Pitt too long. "As far as I know, Coach Paterno is not leaving." Anthony, he's not leaving Penn State soon, he's LEAVING THE EARTH SOON! (especially if I could control such matters - I hate you Joe) The man is so old. He's been out the game for years. Everybody knows that his assistants and coordinators have been running the show lately. (By the way, they suck) One year with Walt Harris as your coach, a coach who has the ability to develop Quarterbacks like he possesses, will make vast improvements. And you know what else, if Walt would leave Anthony could leave, it's going to end up happening anyway, with his departure from the extremely Happy, borderline homosexual, Valley.
Andrew Johnson is such a dumb (what's the word I'm looking for, ah to hell with it) individual that I don't even feel like wasting the time of day to write about him. 1 of 4 freshmen. 1 of 11 runningbacks. He's going to see less action than Steven Seagal in Executive Decision. If you've seen the movie, that analogy should have been hilarious. If not, let's just say: he didn't see a lot of action.
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