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March 24th, 2004
08:09 am - Marlow, the missing cat
Marlow has a best cat-friend named domino.
And a human named andrew...
One day andrew got home from work after picking up 36 empty bottles and 100 corks:
 
He went to his back door to feed the free cat marlow at his usual time, but marlow wasn't back there. Andrew called out, "marloooww, here kitty kitty kitty..." but no ball of black fur came. That's strange, andrew thought to himself. He thought about the fleas that marlow once had, and now with the flea juice put on him he doesn't need anyone to pet or comb him anymore... then he remembered marlow doesn't have a pet license, and maybe animal control came and took him away to be destroyed... all these things andrew thought about and they are too terrible to discuss here.
So andrew sat down on his computer, and procedded to pet domino, who loved the extra attention of being the only cat in the house, (even tho marlow's best friend in the world is domino, domino isn't always happy with marlow.)
On his computer andrew talked with Humu about marlow's disapearance (much to domino's annoyance, why humans use there hands to type and not pet is a behaviour he finds annoying to say the least.) where was I... oh yes, so Humu the shaved wookiee fish says that she knows marlow is sleeping in a tree, and very comfortable and will come in when he feels like. Yea right, andrew scoffs, humu's just being nice and can't actually see where marlow is cause marlow is a cat, and being a cat means you have certain powers, and one of those powers is anonymity over the internet.
So andrew zones out for a couple hours (with domino on his lap the whole time.) He types to humu and thanks her for her wishful thinking, but she has already left. A little remorseful, andrew went to the back door one more time to look for marlow... and whats this? Yellow eyes in fluffy black fur meowing at him through the glass door, ITS MARLOW!!!!
kitty in picture is not actually marlow, but a actor playing him
Oh happy days, little things in life make such a difference... Andrew picked up marlow and petted him very well.. he got the orange comb and combed his long black hair.. Marlow was hungry, and soon lost the patience to be petted and demanded to be fed (which he was, he was fed a mixture of dry cat food and tuna suprise wet catfood that was very good and which he ate up completley) so Marlow jumped out of Andrew's arms to be fed, but before he did Andrew noticed a distinct smell of pine needlees and bark.
In the living room Domino scoffed, but was not forgotten. He recieved his share of wet catfood too.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://www.livelogcity.com/img/mood/classic/smile.gif) happy
Current Music: Bob Dylan - the man in me
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so now do you believe me and humu are god i mean pfft you doubted her and she was right. men bah.
From:  marlow |
Date: March 24th, 2004 - 07:34 pm |
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Yes, I believe now.
and i'm sorry if you thought I was making fun of your typing. I don't like cheap shots like that, and I know how fustrating it can be defending against something you have no control over (i can't see more then foot away from me with my near sightedness, and had a very hard time in school because of it.)
i guess i can forgive you on that however you are still a male souvanist pig a woman is no more or less capable to be president than a man is.
| From: marlow |
Date: March 24th, 2004 - 10:53 pm |
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I did enjoy the argument you presented, that women are better then men. I chose the counter-point, men are better then women.
If you want to call each other names, you had better get the pie out of oven and finish those dishes...
your role of name caller has been changed to homemaker, by me, a man. Always know your role, sugar.
i never said woman were better than men i said a woman is just as capale of being president as a amn woman are no better than men and men are no better than woman. and while i may bake i dont do dishes you go do the damn dishes get off your ass stop petting your cat and do somethng for your god damn self.
| From: marlow |
Date: March 25th, 2004 - 12:07 am |
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Me do dishes? didn't you know thats what my mail order russian bride does for me?
And kitties needs come before me, you, everyone! you may think your god, but my cats know they are.
PPPFFTTTT no my cat is goofy he is an angel he is god he commands all and all listen.
| From: humu |
Date: March 25th, 2004 - 05:43 pm |
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I WANNA A MAIL ORDER RUSSIAN BRIDE!!! Does she pick up and give you foot rubs too?
My cats come before your cats Marlow. Sorry.
| From: marlow |
Date: March 25th, 2004 - 06:10 pm |
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humu, to be perfectly honest... marlow could beat up waffles, but thats not the point... The point is: There was a dateline special which got me interested, about how this 39 year old costco worker, Indle King:  ordered a 20 year old russian hotty, Anastasia Solovieva:  here is a newspaper story on the incidentIts a sad story, and made me want to sponser a young russian woman in the US, to be sweet and gentle with her. The things I would do for charity.
| From: humu |
Date: March 25th, 2004 - 06:28 pm |
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Waffle would so totally kick your cat's ass!! HARD CORE!!! Marlow wouldn't even know what hit him.
There is a large LARGE number of mail order brides that have serious domestic abuse problems. It is completely insane. If you would like to lower those numbers and turn the tables on the stats, more power to you. Maybe you would get a free ticket to heaven. Maybe you would just go to hell anyways. Charity, pft, you want a woman to do your dishes and look like that! Well, I guess we all do, but at least I admit it!
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