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02:14 pm - Waffles and Dominoes (and Marlows)
A couple weeks ago, on the 4th of July; The cat with the W of power met his internet friend, Domino.

Lets start at the beginning.

He had come off the plane with a blank stare (I think someone had drugged him). I drove him to his new home and he said not a word. Very unusual, most cats love to talk during car rides. There were fireworks going off to celebrate his arrival, but he was obviously not in the mood for big bangs and explosions.

After arriving at my house, I let him out to check it out, see if this lives up to its reputation of "Kitty Heaven." It didn't take but a few minutes of sniffing to find his internet friend Domino, the moment he had been waiting for.. and what did Domino do? HE HISSED! Domino said something to the effect WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? Obviously waffles had entered the wrong house. So he tried to leave to find the right one, but all the doors were locked and the windows were barred. TRAPPED!

Waffles had made a terrible mistake. The suprise visit to Domino had turned into a suprise visit to some strangers house with no way out. He starting breating faster, having a little kitty panic attack. I tried to tell him it would be okay, then I heard a meow'ing at the door. Leaving waffles in kitty panic mode I let marlow in without thinking. Thats how it turned from kitty prison to kitten HELL in under 10 seconds.

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