| One of her lawyers called
Left a message on the... 750 |
[Feb. 11th, 2010|02:46 am] |
One of her lawyers called
Left a message on the machine - Jack and I were
still up in the fucking atticHe says I'm her
sole beneficiary
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I punched 0 for the hotel operatorAfter a short
wait, she gave me the number of the Abbot-Wexler
Funeral ParlorA robot answered,
offering me a truly amazing array of deathoriented
services ("For Casket Showroom, push 5")
I waited it out - the offer for an actual human
being always comes last these days, a booby-prize
for boobs who can't cope with the twenty-first
century - and while I waited I thought about
Wireman's messageThe house unlocked? Really? My
post-accident memory was unreliable, of course,
but habit wasn'tBig Pink did not belong to me,
and I had been taught since earliest childhood to
take especial care |
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